Profile Prowls: Part One
I often wonder if there is a secret social media page for men who want to come up with catchy taglines for their online dating profiles.
One of the sites I joined had a “fill in the blank” style template so I was hopeful that these would make it easier and/or helpful in bringing out the creativeness of some.
My hopes were not fulfilled. Also please note that any spelling or grammar errors are not mine.
The “question” will be first. Their comments will be second. My thoughts will be in italics underneath their comment, if worthy.
Some of my favorites include but are not limited to:
The way to win me over is:
good four play and sensually enjoyment of touching
no comment on the spelling and separation of foreplay or the disaster at the end
Together we could:
Idk. Prob reproduce or sumthin'
My ideal date from home would be:
I cook and we both drink wine
I actually liked this one. This one out of sixty five.
A social cause I care about is:
Economic equality. Building a society that gives space for people to be humans, and not just wealth generators.
I want to understand this one, but I cannot. In order for humans to function, they have to generate and produce. So wealth is a part of that. But cool, bro.
First Kiss?
Was on a moist field after it rained at summer camp
Was the word “moist” a necessity in telling this story, sir?
Something that’s a non-negotiable for me:
No smoking, excessive alcohol or drug use, or drugs, other than the ones your doctor prescribed for a legit need and as prescribed
I’m just concerned on what has come up regarding this on his previous dates
We’ll get along if:
You like massages as much as me
I wish I could post his photo. Shirtless grandpa on a European beach. Use your imagination.
We’re the same type of weird if:
You like pretty eyebrows
run
I will press pause for now. I have to go watch this woman giving herself a toast in front of the entire St. Regis bar.
